i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Outside:
Oh, you read my fanfic and you liked it?
Inside:
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART WERE THE CHARACTERS ON POINT DID YOU LIKE THAT ONE SCENE THEY DID THAT OR HOW ABOUT THAT ONE PIECE OF DIALOGUE DIDN'T IT SOUND JUST LIKE THEM TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU LOVED IN GRAPHIC DETAIL
Outside:
Thanks!

coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

selfless-sammy:

TELL ME THEY DONT LOOK LIKE TWO FUCKING AMATURE PORNSTARS ABOUT TO FILM THEIR FIRST VIDEO

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!