Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

(Source: foxtrotmulder)

what i said:
i like anime
what my family heard:
i only like asians. i am destined to marry an asian and move to an asian country and eat nothing but asian food and speak an asian language asian asian asian also i am officially changing my race to asian bye


Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)


Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s



okay but


this is quality humor right here

do you hear that? that’s the sound of the editors laughing their fucking asses off

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


Our king has fallen